I noticed that the zipper on Lilly's backpack was broken again, so I set about reapairing it.
H: Maybe it is time to look at getting another backpack
L: (Slightly pouty) I want to make this one last through the rest of my degree.
H: (Slight sarcastic sneer, pointing at rip in corner of main pocket) I am simply pointing out that your desire does not stack up well against reality.
L: I simply cannot talk to you when you are being hysterical and besides, you used the "R" word. You know I can't stand reality.