H: Don't you have to get going?
L: I'm not going to make it in time to catch my bus. I only have 15 minutes. I need more time in the morning to get ready.
H: Perhaps you need to get up earlier then.
L: I'm having trouble with my alarm clock (raising her eyebrows and pointing at me)"
H: (Mock look of shock and suprise) Did you set the "alarm"?
L: Yes, I set it to 'get me up early and don't fuck it up'"