I love smartphones. They track your time, feed you mail, bat texts back and forth, play music, track your exercise, photograph your life. I even have an app that helps me pick matching colors (I need it, really, I do). Now, smartphones can read your mind.
It's the quote at the very end that makes me laugh: " And, most important, it will predict our intentions". And then it will blurt them out at awkward moments. One my buddies muses that reading your mind is not terribly difficult with guys, but for women it will run out of memory