This announcement that the head of Yahoo! lied disgusted me. If you consider Yahoo! the top that is. To me Yahoo! is more of a spank monkey, definitely a bottom. You probably wouldn't have to lie as hard to run AOL, though, so maybe head monkey at Yahoo! *is* the top. Of something. Perhaps a simian search and service heap? Would you like another banana with your coffee Mr. Thompson?
The way to the top: lie.
