Morning Ritual

L:  Good morning my sweetheart

H:  Good morning my sweet

L:  (in saucy French accent) Keess may

H:  Yes, ma’am.  (smooch)

L:  Mm.  Aaand now squeeeeze my bot-tom.

H: Yes Ma’am!

L:  Ah, you are my star pe-u-pil.

H:  Why thank… hey!