L: Hey, why did this message pop up on your phone?
H: Which message?
L: (suspicious stare) It says “Kiss boyfriend”
H: (smiling) Oh, that’s for you.
L: Why is it popping up on your phone?
H: Because I have your calendar items showing up on my calender, in addition to my own items, and so I get your calendar reminders. This is from your calendar telling you to kiss me.
L: Hmm, (not displeased) I don’t remember writing that down as a To-Do item.
H: I did it for you, you know (innocent), to save you some time.
L: Ah, well, for a moment I thought that there was something you needed to tell me (knowing gaze).
H: Such as “I think it’s finally time I told you the truth”?
L: Yes, and then I thought, “There is no way you are getting out that easily Mister. He’ll have to move in here“. And I would be OK with that. (pause) As long as you both loved me. (wistful look) And he had money.